About

QUEENSIZE

Welcome to my digital domain. I'm queensize, the architect behind this shrine dedicated to the ship of J Brown and Abs Love from 5ive.

By day, I navigate the corporate matrix. By night, I channel my psychic powers to manifest the return of 5ive, predict bandom events up to a year ahead, turn my laser eyes upon ships overlooked, archive information you would NOT believe exists in the public domain, write speculative and timeline divergent fanfiction, and keep the old ways of fandom alive. This site exists because sometimes if you want the job done right, you have to do it yourself. Join me!

Last update: March 2026. This site is under construction. Always adding new fics, Guestbook and Favourite JAbs Moments (big man tings?) sections to come.

FAQs

Why J/Abs?

Because I have eyes! I am however partial to many Abs ships, as you will see!

Why did you start this shrine?

Because we need to go back! Fandom has lost so much of our history, we should do our part to recreate it. Much of old popslash fandom existed on personal geocities sites and Yahoo Groups - spaces we have tragically lost over the years. Also, the internet needed more J/Abs content for me to consume, and if I can't find it, I'll just make it myself.

What do you write about on the shrine blog?

Little things I have used my eyes and brain to observe... Some things may be a little hard to swallow for some. 🙈 I also point to fun finds from the depths of the old internet.

Can I submit content, be an affiliate, add you to a webring, give you a blinkie, or just chat?

Absolutely! Contact me through the links below.

Why do you write 5ive over Five or Abs over Abz?

Because 5ive is SEO friendly and Five sucks absolute dick when web-searching! As for Abs...it's just cuter with an s.

Hi. My name's Mr. Brown and I'm upset about you creating content that ensures my tours sell out! Stop at once!

Baby, you have far more important things to worry about than free promo!! (Also, you're WELCOME).

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